if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

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spenceromg:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

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charmancler:

my phone’s dying and i’m sort of jealous

it took me a while to get that… and it makes me sad. 

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meowlingquimm:

I WANT ONE BUT I KNOW NO ONE WHO I TRUST TO DO THIS TO MY BODY

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dumbfricker:

do she got a booty?
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SHE DOOOOOO
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thepretty-recklessrebel:

skogssjo:

*listens to arctic monkeys for the first time*

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*5 minutes later*

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OMG

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supsass:

can i sell my feelings on ebay i don’t want them anymore

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